i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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