im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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