at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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