Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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