we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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