I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's never too late to be topless.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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