I feel like abortions should bother me more
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
