I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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