He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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