On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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