You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
she peed on how many people?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
try to milk me bitch
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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