handjob tips. give me some.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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