Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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