this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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