Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Houston, we have a blender
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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