so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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