When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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