that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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