How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
