it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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