Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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