Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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