is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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