We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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