my vag is so smooth its legendary
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
