Plan B is the new Plan A
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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