Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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