he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Come see our sink grown plant.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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