Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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