Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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