why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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