Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
