i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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