On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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