So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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