how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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