The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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