...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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