Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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