Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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