Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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