i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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