break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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