it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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