You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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