every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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