i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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