I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
well most of my day revolves around power hour
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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