super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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