We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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