another moral hangover. fuck.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize