he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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