Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
