Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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