What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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