your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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