just come out here and I will go home with you...
I wish I only lived at night.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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